#honestchemtitles Tweets by @OnlyTheGoodDiradical - 2015

Here are the originals:

OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Mon Jul 27 11:55:40 +0000 2015	All Other Partial Atomic Charge Models Stink: Ours Is the Best. #HonestChemTitles (um, honest! And, now, #OA!!) CM5: http://t.co/09haJfvJqj
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Mon Jul 27 11:40:33 +0000 2015	It May Be Witchcraft, But It's Freaking USEFUL Witchcraft, Innit? Die Jealous. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Mon Jul 27 01:20:09 +0000 2015	MOF That Does Awesome Job of Adsorbing CO2 from a High Pressure Stream of, uh... Pure CO2 #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Mon Jul 27 01:18:34 +0000 2015	Man, Seems Like There's NOTHING You Can't Tag That Green Fluorescent Protein To... #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 23:51:19 +0000 2015	The Mechanism of This Heterogeneous Catalysis? Good Lord, Who The Hell Knows? We SAID "Heterogeneous", OK? #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 23:46:49 +0000 2015	We Have Happily Discovered That Our Impure Samples Are Actually Carefully Doped Samples with Diverse Properties! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 23:42:58 +0000 2015	Eight-wave mixing with an attosecond laser that no one else will ever be able to afford to build. #HonestChemTitles https://t.co/2KJDGySSkE
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 23:39:03 +0000 2015	Where You See "Routine and Dull", I See "Likely Immune to Any Attempted Reproduction". #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 20:33:37 +0000 2015	Not Really A Complete Story, But the Laser Diode is Fried and There's No Money for a New One. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 20:06:54 +0000 2015	We Waited ForEVER to Have a Special Issue Come Along in Which We Could Dump This! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 13:58:37 +0000 2015	Sure, Synaptic Basin Order is Chemistry-content Free, But, Oooo... Look at the Pretty Pictures! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 12:19:42 +0000 2015	Maybe Not Our Best Work, But I'm an Associate Editor: Deal With It. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 12:04:26 +0000 2015	Another Library with Limited Diversity, But We Need to Keep the High-Throughput Screening Robots Busy. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 11:48:49 +0000 2015	OK, 58 Steps Not So Efficient, But Maybe Some Drug Company Will Buy All the Intermediates for Their In-house Library. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 11:36:46 +0000 2015	Holy Smoke, No One's Thought To Put the -Omics Suffix on This One Yet? Kaching! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 11:25:35 +0000 2015	Grant Renewal Due Next Summer, Now Citing ALL the Potential Reviewers Liberally in Our Introduction. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 11:22:46 +0000 2015	If We All Agree To Express Turnover Numbers on a Log Scale, This Water-splitting Catalyst Isn't THAT Awful. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 04:05:12 +0000 2015	Alright, 4 K IS Awfully Damned Cold, But It's a Molecular Magnet, Get It? #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:56:43 +0000 2015	So Cratic. Or, Random Invocations of Entropy That Lack Any Thermodynamic Basis. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:52:20 +0000 2015	Bismuth. Just Because. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:49:14 +0000 2015	It's Only One Step But a Formal Total Synthesis Is What It Is, Y'know? #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:41:47 +0000 2015	Sure, This Signal Only Appears When a Light Rail Train Goes By, But So What? #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:26:15 +0000 2015	Life-cycle Analysis Smife-cycle Analysis — Trust Us: Faith-tested Sustainable. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:24:28 +0000 2015	Core-shell-core-shell-core-shell... Oh Hell, Even We've Lost Track. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:20:29 +0000 2015	Quantum Coherence. Tunneling. Enzymes. Oh Lord, I've Wet Myself. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:17:50 +0000 2015	Thank God that if the Referees Didn't Look at the Supporting Information, Probably No One Else Will Either. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:16:06 +0000 2015	People Are Still Reading These Papers About Carbon Nanotubes, Right? Right?? #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:14:29 +0000 2015	One Diffuse Interstellar Band Down, the Rest of the Unmown Spectral Lawn to Go! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:07:54 +0000 2015	Having Twenty-six Authors Proves Our Center Funding Is Generating Synergy. #HonestChemTitles (too honest...)
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:02:44 +0000 2015	Yet Another Awesome Ion Sensor that Has Zero Chance of Functioning in Water. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 03:01:28 +0000 2015	It's Methyl, Ethyl, Butyl, Futile All Over Again When You've Got the Fluorous Phase to Play With! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:57:17 +0000 2015	The Best Eight Gels Out of the Ninety-four That We Ran. And Epigenetics. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:48:33 +0000 2015	One Trajectory is Worth 1,000 Words per Timestep! #HonestChemTitles https://t.co/a1CgDykJqj
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:47:28 +0000 2015	Not Fully Baked, But After Hearing Competitor's Talk at GRC, This Stake Is Going in the Ground Now! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:44:53 +0000 2015	1.00001 LPUs, Mother F<bleeeeep>s... #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:41:43 +0000 2015	A Dull Result, but Better Than that Usual Straw Man Idiocy That's Been Battered for the Last 60 Years. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:39:21 +0000 2015	This Review Kept a Masters Student Busy for 18 Months and What the Hell, I'll Take Another 500 Citations. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:37:48 +0000 2015	We Nano Know Nano How Nano to Nano Get Nano On Nano Board Nano This Freaking Nanotrain! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:35:34 +0000 2015	That Conversation I've Been Having Only with Myself? Here's the Next Installment! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:33:06 +0000 2015	Work for Which the Theory is Now Obsolete Because My Experimental Collaborator Took So &#*$! Long #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:22:40 +0000 2015	Pretty Much the Same Old MOF But Now with a Totally New Name #HonestChemTitles (preferably in Chem. Comm.)
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:21:50 +0000 2015	Blah Blah Blah Halogen Bonding Blah Blah Blah. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sun Jul 26 02:21:25 +0000 2015	Benchmark Study of the Usual Functionals on Some Random 50 Molecules No One Else has Gotten to Yet. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical	Sat Jul 25 23:49:05 +0000 2015	A Workmanlike Brute-force Total Synthesis of Some Obscure Molecule from an Unimportant Mollusc. #HonestChemTitles