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Monday 15 April 2019

#honestchemtitles Twitter postings from 2015

OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sat Jul 25 23:49:05 +0000 2015 A Workmanlike Brute-force Total Synthesis of Some Obscure Molecule from an Unimportant Mollusc. #HonestChemTitles


OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sun Jul 26 23:51:19 +0000 2015 The Mechanism of This Heterogeneous Catalysis? Good Lord, Who The Hell Knows? We SAID "Heterogeneous", OK? #HonestChemTitles
Dan Gezelter Sun Jul 26 23:50:44 +0000 2015 Horace Lamb solved this analytically in 1895. Here's a 6 month simulation that shows the same thing. #HonestChemTitles
S Sun Jul 26 23:47:09 +0000 2015 Novel project that we've reported on six times in gradually lower impact journals #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sun Jul 26 23:46:49 +0000 2015 We Have Happily Discovered That Our Impure Samples Are Actually Carefully Doped Samples with Diverse Properties! #HonestChemTitles
Science Isn't Scary Sun Jul 26 23:45:58 +0000 2015 Nothing Worked, But Here Are Some Crystal Structures That Might Get Me Into Acta Crystallographa #HonestChemTitles
Dan Gezelter Sun Jul 26 23:44:45 +0000 2015 You can have our data if you scan in the PDF from the supporting information. #HonestChemTitles
Dan Gezelter Sun Jul 26 23:43:54 +0000 2015 All of the important equations are in the Appendix. #HonestChemTitles
Kyle Hart Sun Jul 26 23:43:17 +0000 2015 The last section was required by reviewer 2 #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sun Jul 26 23:42:58 +0000 2015 Eight-wave mixing with an attosecond laser that no one else will ever be able to afford to build. #HonestChemTitles https://t.co/2KJDGySSkE
Dan Gezelter Sun Jul 26 23:39:49 +0000 2015 A fantastic new computational method that you can't use because we refuse to release the source code. #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sun Jul 26 23:39:03 +0000 2015 Where You See "Routine and Dull", I See "Likely Immune to Any Attempted Reproduction". #HonestChemTitles
Shane Caldwell Sun Jul 26 23:29:47 +0000 2015 It crystallizes but we can't solve the structure. But the grant deadline's soon and we need a publication. So. #HonestChemTitles
Sam Sun Jul 26 23:19:00 +0000 2015 Yet another uncommercializable catalyst. #HonestChemTitles
Kristen Eilts Sun Jul 26 23:10:18 +0000 2015 Don't look too carefully through 40 year old patent work or this might seem familiar. #HonestChemTitles
Ame Mason Sun Jul 26 23:08:04 +0000 2015 @DrRubidium #HonestChemTitles is way more fun than watching Philly lose to DC United
Raychelle Burks Sun Jul 26 23:05:12 +0000 2015 'Novel' is in the title because my advisor said "'Revolutionary' is only for the soft sciences" #HonestChemTitles
Ame Mason Sun Jul 26 23:03:01 +0000 2015 @RaySchaak @DrRubidium Obviously, we added 3 (three) zero s #HonestChemTitles
James Sun Jul 26 22:57:54 +0000 2015 We Made This Compound Just Because We Can and We Just Make Up an Application for It. #HonestChemTitles
Daniel Singleton Sun Jul 26 22:43:24 +0000 2015 Desperate Interpretation of an Anomalous Result that We Had to Publish because It Took the Student Three Years #HonestChemTitles
Brandon Furlong Sun Jul 26 22:30:09 +0000 2015 The name of the ligand is too damn long and we can't find a cool acronym for it #HonestChemTitles
Alan Aspuru-Guzik Sun Jul 26 22:28:49 +0000 2015 Advanced nano bio energy material obtained by mixing some goo and scanning nano fuzz in STM #HonestChemTitles
Daniel Singleton Sun Jul 26 22:24:45 +0000 2015 Excited Discussion of Things that Everyone who Works in this Area Sees All the Time but Ignores Out of Boredom #HonestChemTitles
John Harkless Sun Jul 26 22:24:10 +0000 2015 This work is especially relevant because DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY COAUTHOR IS? #HonestChemTitles
John Harkless Sun Jul 26 22:21:30 +0000 2015 My favorite functional works the best when you use this particular basis set #HonestChemTitles
Seann Mulcahy Sun Jul 26 22:20:33 +0000 2015 Just give us more money #HonestChemTitles
Costin Antonescu Sun Jul 26 22:16:59 +0000 2015 @BryanKoivisto check out #HonestChemTitles
Liz Sun Jul 26 22:16:35 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles is cracking me up right now
J. Chris Pires Sun Jul 26 22:05:48 +0000 2015 I love how #HonestChemTitles works for pretty much all #science (look at if bored a #botany2015 #plantbiology15 and need a laugh)
Ellen McGrory Sun Jul 26 22:05:10 +0000 2015 Some of these #HonestChemTitles tweets are just bloody brilliant
That One John Sun Jul 26 21:51:47 +0000 2015 Look at what dump trucks of flaming grant money and a group the size of a football roster can do when sleep is skipped! #HonestChemTitles
That One John Sun Jul 26 21:47:28 +0000 2015 A unique, novel, new, and remarkable form of self-congratulatory titling in chemical literature: also self-citation #HonestChemTitles
Mark Dewing Sun Jul 26 21:37:29 +0000 2015 Enjoying reading through the #HonestChemTitles entries.
The Mitchell Lab Sun Jul 26 21:36:45 +0000 2015 An organism with no brain is ~1,000,000X better than us at synthesizing this compound that likely has no medical value #HonestChemTitles
Tim Green Sun Jul 26 21:26:01 +0000 2015 The Soviets did this with pen and paper in the 70s, but here it is done worse with DFT #HonestChemTitles
twitsp mayor Sun Jul 26 21:25:28 +0000 2015 We didn't properly synthesize our molecule and thus our NMR was off and this is an easy paper to write #HonestChemTitles
Andre St. Amant Sun Jul 26 21:19:14 +0000 2015 "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better" #HonestChemTitles https://t.co/1tMPnLIHOV
Jes Sherman Sun Jul 26 21:10:13 +0000 2015 Ten more groups are publishing data on this exact same polymer because performance matters more than science now #HonestChemTitles
Jes Sherman Sun Jul 26 21:08:12 +0000 2015 The devices were lousy, but look at all the characterization we did anyway! #HonestChemTitles
Andrew Watkins Sun Jul 26 20:44:31 +0000 2015 Photoactivatable Extended Fishing Metaphor Please Disregard Signal/Noise Ratio: Next-Generation Proteomics #HonestChemTitles
Jaydeep Bardhan Sun Jul 26 20:37:28 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles electrostatics are hard to program, so we changed the model to one a student could code up
Dave Heppner Sun Jul 26 20:35:11 +0000 2015 @heydebigale This #HonestChemTitles is clearly brought to you by an EPR person...
Will Sun Jul 26 20:34:54 +0000 2015 A new, low-yielding, expensive technique for synthesis of pointless ligands. #HonestChemTitles
Debbie Mitchell Sun Jul 26 20:34:11 +0000 2015 A *novel* spectroscopic technique. Well it's actually just a slight variation on our competitor's, but with a new acronym! #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sun Jul 26 20:33:37 +0000 2015 Not Really A Complete Story, But the Laser Diode is Fried and There's No Money for a New One. #HonestChemTitles
Andrew Robinson Sun Jul 26 20:30:53 +0000 2015 This synthesis of an obscure molecule is so boring that we dozed off while writing the papzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #HonestChemTitles
Young Brando Sun Jul 26 20:14:20 +0000 2015 Scooped by Emil Fischer #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sun Jul 26 20:06:54 +0000 2015 We Waited ForEVER to Have a Special Issue Come Along in Which We Could Dump This! #HonestChemTitles
kenzie b Sun Jul 26 19:58:22 +0000 2015 These Pretty Pictures from Cell Testing Might Distract You From My Product Yields #HonestChemTitles for my thesis
Alexandra M Sun Jul 26 19:56:28 +0000 2015 There's No Real Valuable Data In This But We Spent A Month Overseas And Need To Publish To Justify The Cost Of The Trip #HonestChemTitles
Sean Seaver Sun Jul 26 19:52:02 +0000 2015 I'm 1st author on this paper since the grad student before me who did all the work had to write their dissertation instead #HonestChemTitles
Neurotic Chemist Sun Jul 26 19:50:34 +0000 2015 I'm enjoying reading #HonestChemTitles <f0><U+009F><U+0098><U+0082>
Dave Heppner Sun Jul 26 19:45:57 +0000 2015 I’m trying to figure out which chemical discipline is suffering the most from #HonestChemTitles Seems to be theory?
Backdoor Pharmacist Sun Jul 26 19:39:22 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles is a fantastic hashtag. i can sympathize so hard.
Raychelle Burks Sun Jul 26 19:35:41 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles is cracking me up
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 19:03:19 +0000 2015 Ro5 catered to herding instinct of #DrugDiscovery community and Ro3 is just like Ro5 if you're missing two fingers #HonestChemTitles #FBDD
Mireille Krier Sun Jul 26 18:24:20 +0000 2015 We set up an assay &amp; dock into an homology model; docking scores are correlating with bioactivities #HonestChemTitles
Jeffery D. Mottishaw Sun Jul 26 18:08:56 +0000 2015 My computational methods are justified because a paper from 20 years ago sort of replicated my data #HonestChemTitles
Chad Jones Sun Jul 26 17:22:12 +0000 2015 "Graduate student seeks a reasonable way out of graduate school by publishing "novel" analysis." #HonestChemTitles
Arthur Winter Sun Jul 26 17:05:53 +0000 2015 This failed total synthesis cost taxpayers $1M and demoralized 5 PDs, and all I got was this lousy Tet Lett paper #HonestChemTitles
John Harkless Sun Jul 26 16:51:16 +0000 2015 My irrelevant and inexplicable citation of potential tenure reviewers is not the point of this paper. #HonestChemTitles
John Harkless Sun Jul 26 16:49:54 +0000 2015 I just added another decimal place to my graduate thesis work. #HonestChemTitles
Matthew MacLennan Sun Jul 26 16:03:28 +0000 2015 AS-MS: "anything spray-mass spectrometry" Pretty much anything is an ionization source when you put high voltage across it #HonestChemTitles
Alan Aspuru-Guzik Sun Jul 26 15:54:36 +0000 2015 Oversimplified gas-phase DFT study fully explains complex mesoscale condensed phase system behavior #HonestChemTitles
Alexandra M Sun Jul 26 15:47:57 +0000 2015 You Can't Reproduce This Synthesis At All If Your Temperature In Step Twenty Is Off By Even One Tenth Of A Degree #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 15:47:00 +0000 2015 Show Enough ROC Plots So Nobody Notices That You've Not Disclosed The Models #HonestChemTitles
Andrew Watkins Sun Jul 26 15:41:57 +0000 2015 Novel Fluorescence Assay Described Herein Uniquely Suggests Our Compounds Bind #HonestChemTitles
Bananabond Sun Jul 26 15:40:32 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles - Deshalb haben 90% der Paper so komplizierte Titel ;)
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 15:36:50 +0000 2015 Impressive Off-Rate Compromised By Geological Time Scale On-Rate #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 15:25:49 +0000 2015 Just call it 'consensus modelling' #HonestChemTitles https://t.co/uwFdwmzM7J
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 15:24:23 +0000 2015 Never Let Thermodyamic Invalidity Get In The Way Of A Bad #Metric #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery #LigandEfficiency
Andrew Watkins Sun Jul 26 15:23:23 +0000 2015 Two Authors' Methods Had Wildly Variable Performance, So Here They Are Combined for Different Use Cases #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 15:20:20 +0000 2015 Philatelic Use Of #LigandEfficiency For Decoration And Beautifcation Of #SAR Tables #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Ryan K Sun Jul 26 15:17:48 +0000 2015 Poorly photoshopped images of nano chopsticks #HonestChemTitles @ChemBark
Chad D. Sun Jul 26 15:16:32 +0000 2015 #Honestchemtitles We wanted to make better medicinal compounds, they weren't but here are somewhat new compounds at least.
Neysa Nevins Sun Jul 26 15:09:47 +0000 2015 @pwk2013 and @curiouswavefn collaborate to address our modeling woes #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 14:59:25 +0000 2015 Pan-Assay Interference Observed In Panel Of Six Assays Using Single Detection Technology #HonestChemTitles #PAINS #DrugDiscovery
Edward J. Miracco Sun Jul 26 14:56:34 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles are hilarious! https://t.co/1QDWfHKZsc
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 14:38:27 +0000 2015 Some self-appointed experts and wannabe key opinion leaders won't be laughing #HonestChemTitles https://t.co/JH3p4orKu0
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 14:33:44 +0000 2015 Correlation coefficient for number of hydrogen bond acceptors and polar surface area is 0.93 but PSA sounds more physical #HonestChemTitles
Waters Corporation Sun Jul 26 14:32:39 +0000 2015 If you're looking for a laugh today: #HonestChemTitles
Freda Sun Jul 26 14:27:10 +0000 2015 @ArthurHWinter I'm loving your #HonestChemTitles tweets. I'm a fan. <f0><U+009F><U+0091><U+008F>
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 14:18:14 +0000 2015 A Painful Collision Between Large Data Set And Those Who Have No Idea How To Analyze It #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery #druglikeness
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 14:11:12 +0000 2015 Inflated Correlations Between Questionable Biologial Actvity and Irrelevant Molecular Descriptors #HonestChemTitles
Ash Jogalekar Sun Jul 26 14:05:36 +0000 2015 @pwk2013 The Ebola card was getting stale so we played the polypharmacology card #HonestChemTitles
Ash Jogalekar Sun Jul 26 14:02:57 +0000 2015 @pwk2013 We didn't look at any correlations with molecular weight because, seriously, MOLECULAR WEIGHT?? #HonestChemTitles
Chemistry Update Sun Jul 26 14:01:02 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles http://t.co/eN7dPcMNuw
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sun Jul 26 13:58:37 +0000 2015 Sure, Synaptic Basin Order is Chemistry-content Free, But, Oooo... Look at the Pretty Pictures! #HonestChemTitles
Ash Jogalekar Sun Jul 26 13:58:10 +0000 2015 @pwk2013 MW was more effective descriptor than normalized all-path Wiener-Noowitzki index. But the latter sounds so cool! #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 13:48:00 +0000 2015 Our modeling methodogy is pedestrian and lacks novelty so we played the Ebola card #HonestChemTitles #JeuxSansFrontieres #Joker #QSAR
Alan Aspuru-Guzik Sun Jul 26 13:28:25 +0000 2015 I ran Gaussian on five molecules and LaTeXed the output files into tables. No lessons learned. #HonestChemTitles
Ryan K Sun Jul 26 13:27:42 +0000 2015 Chemical Free Synthesis of Nano GMOs using Sub Atomic Simulations for the Chemically Illiterate #HonestChemTitles
Rissa Sorensen-Unruh Sun Jul 26 12:53:54 +0000 2015 Not sure what happened or that my students learned anything, but we had FUN! #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 12:39:51 +0000 2015 Molecular weight was more effective descriptor than aromatic ring count but it had already been taken #HonestChemTitles
Ray Schaak Sun Jul 26 12:35:23 +0000 2015 We already published this, but the second author wanted to be first author, so here it is again. #HonestChemTitles
Ray Schaak Sun Jul 26 12:34:25 +0000 2015 This nano thing is better than that nano thing: Because we said so. #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 12:33:52 +0000 2015 We changed the concentration units so we could claim a new #LigandEfficiency #metric #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 12:25:07 +0000 2015 So unpublishable that we had to pay to have it published #HonestChemTitles #openaccess
Scientist Tiger Sun Jul 26 12:20:41 +0000 2015 "Selective Examples Makes This Chemistry Seem More Important Than It Is" #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Sun Jul 26 12:19:42 +0000 2015 Maybe Not Our Best Work, But I'm an Associate Editor: Deal With It. #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Sun Jul 26 12:18:20 +0000 2015 Training set consisted of two huge clusters and we could have fitted it with a dog turd #HonestChemTitles


Vance Williams Mon Jul 27 22:07:45 +0000 2015 This was the target that I drew around the arrow. #HonestChemTitles
Cafer T. Yavuz Mon Jul 27 22:02:26 +0000 2015 If you're reading this, I finally figured out how to name my nano junk in an attractive way #HonestChemTitles
Cafer T. Yavuz Mon Jul 27 21:57:08 +0000 2015 Nano-this Bio-that single molecule metal-free green catalytic sustainable hierarchical synthesis #PerfectChemTitle #HonestChemTitles
fluorogrol Mon Jul 27 21:50:21 +0000 2015 I’m Professor Emeritus and I Give Zero Fucks #HonestChemTitles
McL Neuro Lab Mon Jul 27 20:27:28 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles is making me laugh and cringe at once. Lau-nge?
Classified Mon Jul 27 20:04:38 +0000 2015 Interesting organic molecule which happens to fluoresce at 320nm in a DC electric field.. of 2MV/m2. #HonestChemTitles
Robert Enright Mon Jul 27 19:46:42 +0000 2015 Another Graphene Experiment #HonestChemTitles
Craig Griffiths Mon Jul 27 19:17:18 +0000 2015 My literature survey was written by only reading abstracts #honestchemtitles
Fernanda Foertter Mon Jul 27 18:56:21 +0000 2015 What do #HonestChemTitles look like for #HonestCompChemTitles? "Energy calcs for arbitrary isomer we'll never be able to synthesize" #HPC
Sven Kochmann Mon Jul 27 18:29:52 +0000 2015 This article will prove everything you know about the morphology in MCF-7 and HeLa is wrong! #honestchemtitles #clickbaitchemtitles
Sven Kochmann Mon Jul 27 18:25:04 +0000 2015 11 things you should do with our new graphene-based sensor. You won't believe 6 and 9! #honestchemtitles #clickbaitchemtitles
Sven Kochmann Mon Jul 27 18:20:25 +0000 2015 Total synthesis of Taxol was done in 9 steps. Simplicity of step 7 will inspire you and make you cry! #honestchemtitles #clickbaitchemtitles
Rae Knowler Mon Jul 27 17:36:22 +0000 2015 I can't decide if #HonestChemTitles is making me miss the lab or feel delight that I switched careers, but it's hilarious whichever.
Jeffery D. Mottishaw Mon Jul 27 17:26:17 +0000 2015 This paper only got published because my boss has a lot of citations for a review paper in this field. #HonestChemTitles
Len Fisher Mon Jul 27 16:22:13 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles Bang! Bugger
Sven Kochmann Mon Jul 27 16:03:05 +0000 2015 #honestchemtitles, why is there no #clickbaitchemtitles?
Hakan Bildirir Mon Jul 27 16:01:13 +0000 2015 We publish this as communication, because we don't want to explain "how to do this impossible measuerement" in detail #HonestChemTitles
Hakan Bildirir Mon Jul 27 15:56:18 +0000 2015 We decided to publish it as communication in a low impact journal since we can't explain why the material is so good at X. #HonestChemTitles
John Coupland Mon Jul 27 15:54:40 +0000 2015 A problem to a solution #HonestChemTitles
Justin Brower Mon Jul 27 15:08:31 +0000 2015 This synthesis won't really lead to a "potential cure for ____," but it makes for great click-bait #HonestChemTitles
CE2L Mon Jul 27 15:07:43 +0000 2015 Hey #chemistry friends go check out #honestchemtitles if you want a good laugh
fluorogrol Mon Jul 27 14:53:48 +0000 2015 Look, Since We Pretty Much Confined a Grad Student to a Glovebox for Two Years,This Reaction Must Be Useful, Right? RIGHT? #HonestChemTitles
Eugene Douglass Mon Jul 27 14:48:30 +0000 2015 @CrimsonAlkemist Slight adj: "Self-assembly under irrelevant conditions" #HonestChemTitles BTW great paper on this: http://t.co/zogbFVeKeb
Joseph Meany Mon Jul 27 14:42:27 +0000 2015 This supramolecular assembly doesn't actually self assemble, but here are some cool molecules anyway #HonestChemTitles
Alexandra del Carpio Mon Jul 27 14:39:09 +0000 2015 I looked at something that everyone has already looked at but in a different way #HonestChemTitles
Len Fisher Mon Jul 27 14:26:36 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles This is really physics, but I couldn't get it into a physics journal
Alexandra M Mon Jul 27 14:24:22 +0000 2015 That awkward moment when someone who you know in real life FB messages you b/c he saw one of your #HonestChemTitles posts linked on Reddit
Alexandra M Mon Jul 27 14:22:19 +0000 2015 Benefits of #HonestChemTitles besides lots of laughing? More #ScienceTwitter people to follow.
Jason Palmer Mon Jul 27 14:08:01 +0000 2015 Hey @Dr_MelB -- check out #HonestChemTitles , it's great fun
Alexandra M Mon Jul 27 14:00:54 +0000 2015 Our Novel Technique Improves Results From Earlier Methods (By Less Than A Percent But Hey, Who's Counting?) #honestchemtitles
Alexandra M Mon Jul 27 13:58:31 +0000 2015 We Ran Out Of Ethanol Right Before An Important Trial And May Have Substituted Everclear Instead #HonestChemTitles
a very stupid person Mon Jul 27 13:56:47 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles
fluorogrol Mon Jul 27 13:54:22 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles has officially made the big-time: it's being picked up by spambots http://t.co/sc25dqES9v
Share picture JKT48 Mon Jul 27 13:43:59 +0000 2015 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID ChemHeritage: Catch up on these #HonestChemTitles and add some hilarity to your Monday morning...
Andira Bintang Mon Jul 27 13:43:54 +0000 2015 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID ChemHeritage: Catch up on these #HonestChemTitles and add some hilarity to your Monday morning...
mikobhayangkara Mon Jul 27 13:43:47 +0000 2015 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID ChemHeritage: Catch up on these #HonestChemTitles and add some hilarity to your Monday morning...
chemheritage Mon Jul 27 13:42:40 +0000 2015 Catch up on these #HonestChemTitles and add some hilarity to your Monday morning... https://t.co/RZ01SU9ztD
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:25:11 +0000 2015 We Quoted #LigandEfficiency Without Units So Nobody Could See That <U+0394>G Was In kJ/mol Rather Than kcal/mol #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:19:33 +0000 2015 Making Carboxylate More Acidic Was Always Going To End In Tears But Lipophilic #LigandEfficiency Was Great #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:10:30 +0000 2015 2 Nanosecond Half Life In Plasma But Highly Developable On Account Of Aromatic Ring Count Of 1 #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:07:28 +0000 2015 No Detectable Affinity But It Has Such High Compound Quality #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Thomas Anderson Mon Jul 27 13:05:00 +0000 2015 I spent 3.5 years on this project, but was unable to make the target compound. Here's why it won't happen again. #honestchemtitles.
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:04:41 +0000 2015 This 500 Micromolar Suflonate Fragment Is Not Going Anywhere But Has Industry-Leading Property Forecast Index #HonestChemTitles #FBDD
Darius Mon Jul 27 12:53:26 +0000 2015 A novel method for electrochemical detection of something you know you put in your buffer solution. #HonestChemTitles
Darius Mon Jul 27 12:51:54 +0000 2015 We wrote the journal name with our new nanofab technique to increase our chances of publishing in this high impact journal #HonestChemTitles
Mark Ogden Mon Jul 27 12:34:34 +0000 2015 "If the crystal structure had solved, we would not have published this work in this journal" #HonestChemTitles
Matthew Hartings Mon Jul 27 12:05:10 +0000 2015 Tough to reconcile #HonestChemTitles with #Reviewer3 ...
Sam Cryer Mon Jul 27 11:59:27 +0000 2015 At least 3 synthetic steps are "fatal on contact with skin" but its for use in solar cells - so it's green chemistry #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Mon Jul 27 11:55:40 +0000 2015 All Other Partial Atomic Charge Models Stink: Ours Is the Best. #HonestChemTitles (um, honest! And, now, #OA!!) CM5: http://t.co/09haJfvJqj
Daniel García Vivó Mon Jul 27 11:50:03 +0000 2015 I will add more referee's references in the paper if required to publish #HonestChemTitles
Daniel García Vivó Mon Jul 27 11:43:13 +0000 2015 I'm adding a ridiculous collection of hot topics to publish it in a high IF journal #HonestChemTitles
Michaela Ecker Mon Jul 27 11:43:12 +0000 2015 Enjoying reading #HonestChemTitles , its the same for all fields of science! How about a #HonestArchTitles?
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Mon Jul 27 11:40:33 +0000 2015 It May Be Witchcraft, But It's Freaking USEFUL Witchcraft, Innit? Die Jealous. #HonestChemTitles
David Foley Mon Jul 27 11:38:06 +0000 2015 @DDU_Dundee Method no. 10004567 for converting a cyano to an amide. Only a desperate PhD student will EVER use this #honestchemtitles
Ricardo Mon Jul 27 11:27:57 +0000 2015 By our method we were able to synthesize dozen of potentially bioactive compounds. Nobody's gonna test it anyway. #HonestChemTitles
Ricardo Mon Jul 27 11:24:53 +0000 2015 We have got an unexplainable wavelenght on emission spectra: so we call it novel ;D #HonestChemTitles
Robert Menzies PhD Mon Jul 27 11:19:04 +0000 2015 Groundbreaking &amp; Gamechanging. The Result That Will Rewrite Textbooks by Itself #HonestChemTitles - am I doing this wrong?
Matteo Cavalleri Mon Jul 27 11:18:37 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles are work of genius.
MedChemNet Mon Jul 27 11:18:24 +0000 2015 Really enjoying all the entries on the #HonestChemTitles hashtag!
Kate Hughes Mon Jul 27 11:16:50 +0000 2015 My new awesome technique shows that different materials on different surfaces give us different spectra. #HonestChemTitles
Matteo Cavalleri Mon Jul 27 11:14:51 +0000 2015 I need papers to graduate #HonestChemTitles
Jon Lam Mon Jul 27 10:48:18 +0000 2015 Reaction Gives Product in 99% ee But You'll Need a Ligand Only Nicolaou Can Make (and 50 mol% of it) #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 10:45:48 +0000 2015 We know #LigandEfficiency is bollox but you need it to get a grant these days #HonestChemTitles
Jon Lam Mon Jul 27 10:37:30 +0000 2015 Super Fancy Chiral Rh-Complex Gives Product in 99% ee but Only 50% Yield (So Really, You're Better Off Doing a Resolution) #HonestChemTitles
Emilie Hall Mon Jul 27 10:22:55 +0000 2015 Utter genius #HonestChemTitles from @ChemProfCramer https://t.co/i8G8U0HMKo
Jamie Christie Mon Jul 27 10:20:17 +0000 2015 FQZZX1: A 38-Parameter Functional that Stretches the Meaning of "First-Principles" to its Limits. #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 10:18:15 +0000 2015 A strong correlation was observed between pIC50 and ClogP after removal of a few 'obvious' outliers #HonestChemTitles
Carlos Toro Mon Jul 27 09:45:16 +0000 2015 @fxcoudert second statement has the merits to qualify for #honestchemtitles
Linkam Scientific Mon Jul 27 09:28:37 +0000 2015 Need something to cheer you up this Monday morning? Check out #HonestChemTitles
SuperScienceGrl Mon Jul 27 09:15:35 +0000 2015 Good luck replicating this one, we're chem engineers and basically just guessed at how to write an experimental SUCKAZZZ #HonestChemTitles
Drug Discovery Unit Mon Jul 27 09:14:51 +0000 2015 We love a bit of #frankscience! What are your favourite #HonestChemTitles (looking at you @medchemdave!) https://t.co/bJJ7FsqvgD
Dr Paul Coxon Mon Jul 27 09:04:00 +0000 2015 This Paper Has Nothing to do with Graphene but it's Here For SEO Purposes. Also Perovskite. #HonestChemTitles
RealTimeChem Mon Jul 27 08:41:23 +0000 2015 This weeks favourite hashtag outside #RealTimeChem has to be #HonestChemTitles <f0><U+009F><U+0098><U+0082>
Mark Ogden Mon Jul 27 07:57:09 +0000 2015 @anatmilo &amp; the sequel "We multiplied all the microns by 1000 and called it supra-nano, so we could publish in ACS Nano". #HonestChemTitles
Vittorio Saggiomo Mon Jul 27 06:42:18 +0000 2015 GRAPHENE in the title is only an acronym for "Gross Reaction And PHoto-Excitation and Nothing Else” #HonestChemTitles
Matthew MacLennan Mon Jul 27 05:52:57 +0000 2015 @AlexFGoldberg @Chemjobber such fun reading exceedingly concise and elegant tweets for #HonestChemTitles #thx
Noby Leong Mon Jul 27 05:50:52 +0000 2015 Synthesis of a macromolecule made exclusively using amide coupling reagents because none of us understand proper synthesis #HonestChemTitles
Jessica Hamilton Mon Jul 27 05:49:46 +0000 2015 Amusement of the day, loving #HonestChemTitles https://t.co/cqOPirZtV0
Matthew MacLennan Mon Jul 27 05:41:56 +0000 2015 SLEAZSY NMR: Sequence which Looks Exceedingly like Another and hopethatnoonerealiZes SpectroscopY #HonestChemTitles
Ramon van Belzen Mon Jul 27 05:12:21 +0000 2015 I know nothing will happen but I have to create some data #honestchemtitles
Vance Williams Mon Jul 27 05:06:01 +0000 2015 Sure it's boring, but I did it by click chemistry. #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:56:47 +0000 2015 Ok wait, let's make sure and measure it a 2nd, 3rd, 4th and a 5th time just to make sure. Bam! 5 papers! #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:55:46 +0000 2015 These guys measured this molecule in ambient air, look look so did we! #HonestChemTitles
Soumen Ghosh Mon Jul 27 04:36:54 +0000 2015 Don't have experimental evidences but calculated PES for this hypothetical rxn mechanism with our fav density functional. #HonestChemTitles
Susan Vickers Mon Jul 27 04:25:30 +0000 2015 Weve had nanobelts, nanoflowers, nanotrees...but these are nanocarrots! (if you tilt your head to the side &amp; squint a bit) #HonestChemTitles
Chase Thompson Mon Jul 27 04:24:53 +0000 2015 The Likelihood of Any of This Work Being Relevant Beyond This Publication is Basically Zero #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:24:09 +0000 2015 None of our particle precursors are the same, none are atmospherically relevant but let's discuss and compare #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:15:02 +0000 2015 And where it comes from will be follow up paper 1, what happens to it will be follow up paper 2 to 10 #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:12:53 +0000 2015 We measured this molecule here and there and over there, and thought you should know #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:10:19 +0000 2015 The instrument failed in the field so here's what the model predicts we should have seen #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 02:47:52 +0000 2015 We have no idea how many parameters our Bayesian model uses and we've not disclosed the model so you won't either #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 02:44:43 +0000 2015 Active compound was actually found using substructural searching but we'd spent 6 months building a homology model #HonestChemTitles
Daniel Singleton Mon Jul 27 02:42:03 +0000 2015 TUNNELING! Because people will still wet their pants over the 4000th paper on it. Did I mention we see tunneling? #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 02:38:58 +0000 2015 Continuum solvent model is parameterized for HF/6-31G* but not using DFT is so uncool #HonestChemTitles
Daniel Singleton Mon Jul 27 02:37:10 +0000 2015 .@Free_Radical1 All my titles are based on a life's list of hated papers, mostly not my own. I could do 100's of these. #HonestChemTItles
Free Radical Mon Jul 27 02:24:11 +0000 2015 My Grad Student Spent 5 Years Modifying Phosphine Ligands To Get a 5% ee Boost #HonestChemTitles
Anat Milo Mon Jul 27 02:13:01 +0000 2015 We divided all the Å by 10 so we could publish in ACS Nano #HonestChemTitles
Leida Tirado-Lee Mon Jul 27 02:10:26 +0000 2015 This paper could have been published two years earlier if our lab had equipment from this century. #HonestChemTitles
Tony Mon Jul 27 02:09:19 +0000 2015 We made up the only mechanism the data didn't disagree with #honestchemtitles
Brain&Force Mon Jul 27 02:00:23 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles for me: "My PI finally let me do experiments on a novel erbium complex and there's literally nothing interesting about it"



Nicola Gaston Tue Jul 28 20:18:29 +0000 2015 This is too soon after #HonestChemTitles, I'm afraid... https://t.co/3d1AFxn3zV
Gerald PJ Clarke Tue Jul 28 14:23:02 +0000 2015 @_atanas_ were you enjoying #honestchemtitles as much as I was? Some really funny stuff in there
Christine Beavers Tue Jul 28 13:04:32 +0000 2015 Last night's "would you publish this" session had a lot in common with #overlyHonestMethods and #HonestChemTitles. Good times! #ACAPhilly
Tom Umile Tue Jul 28 12:39:28 +0000 2015 Reading #HonestChemTitles is a good way to wrap up the summer research season. Not a good way to be productive at work.
Nano is good 4 U Tue Jul 28 12:25:27 +0000 2015 This Paper Has Nothing to do with Graphene but it's Here For SEO Purposes. Also Perovskite. #HonestChemTitles
Vance Williams Mon Jul 27 22:07:45 +0000 2015 This was the target that I drew around the arrow. #HonestChemTitles
Cafer T. Yavuz Mon Jul 27 22:02:26 +0000 2015 If you're reading this, I finally figured out how to name my nano junk in an attractive way #HonestChemTitles
Cafer T. Yavuz Mon Jul 27 21:57:08 +0000 2015 Nano-this Bio-that single molecule metal-free green catalytic sustainable hierarchical synthesis #PerfectChemTitle #HonestChemTitles
fluorogrol Mon Jul 27 21:50:21 +0000 2015 I’m Professor Emeritus and I Give Zero Fucks #HonestChemTitles
McL Neuro Lab Mon Jul 27 20:27:28 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles is making me laugh and cringe at once. Lau-nge?
Classified Mon Jul 27 20:04:38 +0000 2015 Interesting organic molecule which happens to fluoresce at 320nm in a DC electric field.. of 2MV/m2. #HonestChemTitles
Robert Enright Mon Jul 27 19:46:42 +0000 2015 Another Graphene Experiment #HonestChemTitles
Craig Griffiths Mon Jul 27 19:17:18 +0000 2015 My literature survey was written by only reading abstracts #honestchemtitles
Fernanda Foertter Mon Jul 27 18:56:21 +0000 2015 What do #HonestChemTitles look like for #HonestCompChemTitles? "Energy calcs for arbitrary isomer we'll never be able to synthesize" #HPC
Sven Kochmann Mon Jul 27 18:29:52 +0000 2015 This article will prove everything you know about the morphology in MCF-7 and HeLa is wrong! #honestchemtitles #clickbaitchemtitles
Sven Kochmann Mon Jul 27 18:25:04 +0000 2015 11 things you should do with our new graphene-based sensor. You won't believe 6 and 9! #honestchemtitles #clickbaitchemtitles
Sven Kochmann Mon Jul 27 18:20:25 +0000 2015 Total synthesis of Taxol was done in 9 steps. Simplicity of step 7 will inspire you and make you cry! #honestchemtitles #clickbaitchemtitles
Rae Knowler Mon Jul 27 17:36:22 +0000 2015 I can't decide if #HonestChemTitles is making me miss the lab or feel delight that I switched careers, but it's hilarious whichever.
Jeffery D. Mottishaw Mon Jul 27 17:26:17 +0000 2015 This paper only got published because my boss has a lot of citations for a review paper in this field. #HonestChemTitles
Len Fisher Mon Jul 27 16:22:13 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles Bang! Bugger
Sven Kochmann Mon Jul 27 16:03:05 +0000 2015 #honestchemtitles, why is there no #clickbaitchemtitles?
Hakan Bildirir Mon Jul 27 16:01:13 +0000 2015 We publish this as communication, because we don't want to explain "how to do this impossible measuerement" in detail #HonestChemTitles
Hakan Bildirir Mon Jul 27 15:56:18 +0000 2015 We decided to publish it as communication in a low impact journal since we can't explain why the material is so good at X. #HonestChemTitles
John Coupland Mon Jul 27 15:54:40 +0000 2015 A problem to a solution #HonestChemTitles
Justin Brower Mon Jul 27 15:08:31 +0000 2015 This synthesis won't really lead to a "potential cure for ____," but it makes for great click-bait #HonestChemTitles
CE2L Mon Jul 27 15:07:43 +0000 2015 Hey #chemistry friends go check out #honestchemtitles if you want a good laugh
fluorogrol Mon Jul 27 14:53:48 +0000 2015 Look, Since We Pretty Much Confined a Grad Student to a Glovebox for Two Years,This Reaction Must Be Useful, Right? RIGHT? #HonestChemTitles
Eugene Douglass Mon Jul 27 14:48:30 +0000 2015 @CrimsonAlkemist Slight adj: "Self-assembly under irrelevant conditions" #HonestChemTitles BTW great paper on this: http://t.co/zogbFVeKeb
Joseph Meany Mon Jul 27 14:42:27 +0000 2015 This supramolecular assembly doesn't actually self assemble, but here are some cool molecules anyway #HonestChemTitles
Alexandra del Carpio Mon Jul 27 14:39:09 +0000 2015 I looked at something that everyone has already looked at but in a different way #HonestChemTitles
Len Fisher Mon Jul 27 14:26:36 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles This is really physics, but I couldn't get it into a physics journal
Alexandra M Mon Jul 27 14:24:22 +0000 2015 That awkward moment when someone who you know in real life FB messages you b/c he saw one of your #HonestChemTitles posts linked on Reddit
Alexandra M Mon Jul 27 14:22:19 +0000 2015 Benefits of #HonestChemTitles besides lots of laughing? More #ScienceTwitter people to follow.
Jason Palmer Mon Jul 27 14:08:01 +0000 2015 Hey @Dr_MelB -- check out #HonestChemTitles , it's great fun
Alexandra M Mon Jul 27 14:00:54 +0000 2015 Our Novel Technique Improves Results From Earlier Methods (By Less Than A Percent But Hey, Who's Counting?) #honestchemtitles
Alexandra M Mon Jul 27 13:58:31 +0000 2015 We Ran Out Of Ethanol Right Before An Important Trial And May Have Substituted Everclear Instead #HonestChemTitles
a very stupid person Mon Jul 27 13:56:47 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles
fluorogrol Mon Jul 27 13:54:22 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles has officially made the big-time: it's being picked up by spambots http://t.co/sc25dqES9v
Share picture JKT48 Mon Jul 27 13:43:59 +0000 2015 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID ChemHeritage: Catch up on these #HonestChemTitles and add some hilarity to your Monday morning...
Andira Bintang Mon Jul 27 13:43:54 +0000 2015 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID ChemHeritage: Catch up on these #HonestChemTitles and add some hilarity to your Monday morning...
mikobhayangkara Mon Jul 27 13:43:47 +0000 2015 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID ChemHeritage: Catch up on these #HonestChemTitles and add some hilarity to your Monday morning...
chemheritage Mon Jul 27 13:42:40 +0000 2015 Catch up on these #HonestChemTitles and add some hilarity to your Monday morning... https://t.co/RZ01SU9ztD
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:25:11 +0000 2015 We Quoted #LigandEfficiency Without Units So Nobody Could See That <U+0394>G Was In kJ/mol Rather Than kcal/mol #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:19:33 +0000 2015 Making Carboxylate More Acidic Was Always Going To End In Tears But Lipophilic #LigandEfficiency Was Great #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:10:30 +0000 2015 2 Nanosecond Half Life In Plasma But Highly Developable On Account Of Aromatic Ring Count Of 1 #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:07:28 +0000 2015 No Detectable Affinity But It Has Such High Compound Quality #HonestChemTitles #DrugDiscovery
Thomas Anderson Mon Jul 27 13:05:00 +0000 2015 I spent 3.5 years on this project, but was unable to make the target compound. Here's why it won't happen again. #honestchemtitles.
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 13:04:41 +0000 2015 This 500 Micromolar Suflonate Fragment Is Not Going Anywhere But Has Industry-Leading Property Forecast Index #HonestChemTitles #FBDD
Darius Mon Jul 27 12:53:26 +0000 2015 A novel method for electrochemical detection of something you know you put in your buffer solution. #HonestChemTitles
Darius Mon Jul 27 12:51:54 +0000 2015 We wrote the journal name with our new nanofab technique to increase our chances of publishing in this high impact journal #HonestChemTitles
Mark Ogden Mon Jul 27 12:34:34 +0000 2015 "If the crystal structure had solved, we would not have published this work in this journal" #HonestChemTitles
Matthew Hartings Mon Jul 27 12:05:10 +0000 2015 Tough to reconcile #HonestChemTitles with #Reviewer3 ...
Sam Cryer Mon Jul 27 11:59:27 +0000 2015 At least 3 synthetic steps are "fatal on contact with skin" but its for use in solar cells - so it's green chemistry #HonestChemTitles
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Mon Jul 27 11:55:40 +0000 2015 All Other Partial Atomic Charge Models Stink: Ours Is the Best. #HonestChemTitles (um, honest! And, now, #OA!!) CM5: http://t.co/09haJfvJqj
Daniel García Vivó Mon Jul 27 11:50:03 +0000 2015 I will add more referee's references in the paper if required to publish #HonestChemTitles
Daniel García Vivó Mon Jul 27 11:43:13 +0000 2015 I'm adding a ridiculous collection of hot topics to publish it in a high IF journal #HonestChemTitles
Michaela Ecker Mon Jul 27 11:43:12 +0000 2015 Enjoying reading #HonestChemTitles , its the same for all fields of science! How about a #HonestArchTitles?
OnlyTheGoodDiradical Mon Jul 27 11:40:33 +0000 2015 It May Be Witchcraft, But It's Freaking USEFUL Witchcraft, Innit? Die Jealous. #HonestChemTitles
David Foley Mon Jul 27 11:38:06 +0000 2015 @DDU_Dundee Method no. 10004567 for converting a cyano to an amide. Only a desperate PhD student will EVER use this #honestchemtitles
Ricardo Mon Jul 27 11:27:57 +0000 2015 By our method we were able to synthesize dozen of potentially bioactive compounds. Nobody's gonna test it anyway. #HonestChemTitles
Ricardo Mon Jul 27 11:24:53 +0000 2015 We have got an unexplainable wavelenght on emission spectra: so we call it novel ;D #HonestChemTitles
Robert Menzies PhD Mon Jul 27 11:19:04 +0000 2015 Groundbreaking &amp; Gamechanging. The Result That Will Rewrite Textbooks by Itself #HonestChemTitles - am I doing this wrong?
Matteo Cavalleri Mon Jul 27 11:18:37 +0000 2015 #HonestChemTitles are work of genius.
MedChemNet Mon Jul 27 11:18:24 +0000 2015 Really enjoying all the entries on the #HonestChemTitles hashtag!
Kate Hughes Mon Jul 27 11:16:50 +0000 2015 My new awesome technique shows that different materials on different surfaces give us different spectra. #HonestChemTitles
Matteo Cavalleri Mon Jul 27 11:14:51 +0000 2015 I need papers to graduate #HonestChemTitles
Jon Lam Mon Jul 27 10:48:18 +0000 2015 Reaction Gives Product in 99% ee But You'll Need a Ligand Only Nicolaou Can Make (and 50 mol% of it) #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 10:45:48 +0000 2015 We know #LigandEfficiency is bollox but you need it to get a grant these days #HonestChemTitles
Jon Lam Mon Jul 27 10:37:30 +0000 2015 Super Fancy Chiral Rh-Complex Gives Product in 99% ee but Only 50% Yield (So Really, You're Better Off Doing a Resolution) #HonestChemTitles
Emilie Hall Mon Jul 27 10:22:55 +0000 2015 Utter genius #HonestChemTitles from @ChemProfCramer https://t.co/i8G8U0HMKo
Jamie Christie Mon Jul 27 10:20:17 +0000 2015 FQZZX1: A 38-Parameter Functional that Stretches the Meaning of "First-Principles" to its Limits. #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 10:18:15 +0000 2015 A strong correlation was observed between pIC50 and ClogP after removal of a few 'obvious' outliers #HonestChemTitles
Carlos Toro Mon Jul 27 09:45:16 +0000 2015 @fxcoudert second statement has the merits to qualify for #honestchemtitles
Linkam Scientific Mon Jul 27 09:28:37 +0000 2015 Need something to cheer you up this Monday morning? Check out #HonestChemTitles
SuperScienceGrl Mon Jul 27 09:15:35 +0000 2015 Good luck replicating this one, we're chem engineers and basically just guessed at how to write an experimental SUCKAZZZ #HonestChemTitles
Drug Discovery Unit Mon Jul 27 09:14:51 +0000 2015 We love a bit of #frankscience! What are your favourite #HonestChemTitles (looking at you @medchemdave!) https://t.co/bJJ7FsqvgD
Dr Paul Coxon Mon Jul 27 09:04:00 +0000 2015 This Paper Has Nothing to do with Graphene but it's Here For SEO Purposes. Also Perovskite. #HonestChemTitles
RealTimeChem Mon Jul 27 08:41:23 +0000 2015 This weeks favourite hashtag outside #RealTimeChem has to be #HonestChemTitles <f0><U+009F><U+0098><U+0082>
Mark Ogden Mon Jul 27 07:57:09 +0000 2015 @anatmilo &amp; the sequel "We multiplied all the microns by 1000 and called it supra-nano, so we could publish in ACS Nano". #HonestChemTitles
Vittorio Saggiomo Mon Jul 27 06:42:18 +0000 2015 GRAPHENE in the title is only an acronym for "Gross Reaction And PHoto-Excitation and Nothing Else” #HonestChemTitles
Matthew MacLennan Mon Jul 27 05:52:57 +0000 2015 @AlexFGoldberg @Chemjobber such fun reading exceedingly concise and elegant tweets for #HonestChemTitles #thx
Noby Leong Mon Jul 27 05:50:52 +0000 2015 Synthesis of a macromolecule made exclusively using amide coupling reagents because none of us understand proper synthesis #HonestChemTitles
Jessica Hamilton Mon Jul 27 05:49:46 +0000 2015 Amusement of the day, loving #HonestChemTitles https://t.co/cqOPirZtV0
Matthew MacLennan Mon Jul 27 05:41:56 +0000 2015 SLEAZSY NMR: Sequence which Looks Exceedingly like Another and hopethatnoonerealiZes SpectroscopY #HonestChemTitles
Ramon van Belzen Mon Jul 27 05:12:21 +0000 2015 I know nothing will happen but I have to create some data #honestchemtitles
Vance Williams Mon Jul 27 05:06:01 +0000 2015 Sure it's boring, but I did it by click chemistry. #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:56:47 +0000 2015 Ok wait, let's make sure and measure it a 2nd, 3rd, 4th and a 5th time just to make sure. Bam! 5 papers! #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:55:46 +0000 2015 These guys measured this molecule in ambient air, look look so did we! #HonestChemTitles
Soumen Ghosh Mon Jul 27 04:36:54 +0000 2015 Don't have experimental evidences but calculated PES for this hypothetical rxn mechanism with our fav density functional. #HonestChemTitles
Susan Vickers Mon Jul 27 04:25:30 +0000 2015 Weve had nanobelts, nanoflowers, nanotrees...but these are nanocarrots! (if you tilt your head to the side &amp; squint a bit) #HonestChemTitles
Chase Thompson Mon Jul 27 04:24:53 +0000 2015 The Likelihood of Any of This Work Being Relevant Beyond This Publication is Basically Zero #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:24:09 +0000 2015 None of our particle precursors are the same, none are atmospherically relevant but let's discuss and compare #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:15:02 +0000 2015 And where it comes from will be follow up paper 1, what happens to it will be follow up paper 2 to 10 #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:12:53 +0000 2015 We measured this molecule here and there and over there, and thought you should know #HonestChemTitles
Nadine Mon Jul 27 04:10:19 +0000 2015 The instrument failed in the field so here's what the model predicts we should have seen #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 02:47:52 +0000 2015 We have no idea how many parameters our Bayesian model uses and we've not disclosed the model so you won't either #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 02:44:43 +0000 2015 Active compound was actually found using substructural searching but we'd spent 6 months building a homology model #HonestChemTitles
Daniel Singleton Mon Jul 27 02:42:03 +0000 2015 TUNNELING! Because people will still wet their pants over the 4000th paper on it. Did I mention we see tunneling? #HonestChemTitles
Peter Kenny Mon Jul 27 02:38:58 +0000 2015 Continuum solvent model is parameterized for HF/6-31G* but not using DFT is so uncool #HonestChemTitles
Daniel Singleton Mon Jul 27 02:37:10 +0000 2015 .@Free_Radical1 All my titles are based on a life's list of hated papers, mostly not my own. I could do 100's of these. #HonestChemTItles

Thursday 11 April 2019

Perfluorinated (and polyfluorinated) alkyl substances - PFAS

Here is the best list of perfluorinated (and polyfluorinated) alkyl compounds I could find on the internet: The US Environmental Protection Agency's master list called PFASMASTER. It is also downloadable.

https://comptox.epa.gov/dashboard/chemical_lists/pfasmaster